Darkness -- DON'T WATCH THIS MOVIE!

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN!!!! (besides the Spice Girls movie and Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen) WARNING -- Do NOT watch this movie! Don't waste your money.
1.) This movie is sooo drawn out! It tries for suspense and delivers boredom instead.
2.) Besides the ramblings of a psycho grandfather, there's little explanation as to why anyone would want to release "the darkness." We never know the motive of the people who started the whole thing or what will happen once it's released.
3.) The only cool, scary special effect is the freaky old, skeletal-lookin person that comes out of the old photograph, BUT, unfortunately, the creature is glimpsed only twice throughout the whole movie.
4.) The leading girl's male sidekick is a goofy, dork, who offers female viewers nothing in the form of eye candy.
5.) This movie is PG-13, which means when someone is killed you see N-O-T-H-I-N-G, thus, rendering this horror movie UNscary (yes, I made that word up!)
6.) This movie goes down in film history as having THE stupidest ending EVER!!!!! (I won't ruin it for you, in case you're dumb enough to go watch it despite my review.)